Attendance Merits: The Committee's Most Valued Members

Meet the Committee's Most Dedicated Attendees

1. Bertrand P. Bottoms - 100% attendance record since 2015. His dedication is rivaled only by his impressive collection of novelty socks.

2. Samantha "The Enforcer" Thompson - Known for her no-nonsense approach to meetings, and her ability to recall every agenda item from the past 5 years.

3. Larry "The Latecomer" Lee - Arrives fashionably late every time, always with a fresh donut in hand.

4. Dwight "The Whisperer" Reynolds - His extensive knowledge of committee procedures is only matched by his extensive collection of whoopee cushions.

5. Bertha "The Bullet-Point" Patel - Her sharp tongue and quick wit are the perfect accompaniment to her razor-sharp attendance record.

See the Committee's Minimalist Division for more information on our streamlined meeting procedures